Pumped Up?: The uncomfortable and peculiar revelation that are the lost Paul Ryan workout photos [TIME]

Traveling Dark: Five of the Best Whisky Bars in the World [winetimes]

TIll Death Do Us: The dangerous and high stakes fan world of Argentinian soccer [outside]

Smushed and Abused: What Kobe Bryant had to say about his glorious playing days with Fordham’s own Smush Parker [BSO]

BONUS: Smush’s full retort to the Mamba [BSO, CBS]